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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, May 21, 2019.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You can pan fry in a wheel barrow if you hold it over a fire. Just put in a dash of olive oil and throw in a dead cow.

    How do you think @Zanjinho makes his dinner?
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wheelbarrow fried calf rump served on a bed of recycled scooters with an orange and fig Jew.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    brb ... what a prick <cheers>
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Think it might be "jus" mate <whistle>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @brb to confirm
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Has done several times tonight already <laugh>
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s my restaurant pal, not yours.
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    The Parade?

    Just been in there.

    When have you been there?
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I've been there about 200 times mate, went to uni there!
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Chief travels round campus bars <laugh>
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    And you hang around in the mixed bogs <laugh>

    No campus is safe with you two around.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    It's a bit mad. Can't lie.

    Go for a piss and you know there's bird in the next cubicle having a piss.

    Not heard one fart, thankfully. Yet.
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Well, not quite.

    On site constructing a **** off massive new faculty, right opposite the STV.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    If you're around, give me a shout!
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'm heading to Bath Uni tomorrow.

    But I'm telling my 16 yr old never to.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Guilty as charged, kind of.
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I ain't been to Bath in years mate, I'm in Weymouth nowadays <ok>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    arseholes that say 'literally' out of context
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Shame, would have been good to have a beer or ten.

    That place called last orders at half eight tonight, ****ing chancers!
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It's a fairly good bar but people are way over the top with mannors. I like the club sandwich and the fanny is so posh, dirty posh birds everywhere...

    Mixed bogs was an eye opener tbh. I shagged a couple in the bogs, not a great effort considering I was there for 5 years.

    I lived in the Eastwood block, pure filth. Good days <laugh>

    Then I went to Coventry uni and **** me it stank in comparison. Hookers and **** everywhere, dirty town.
     
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