Things that annoy you

Vegans

People who smoke vegan ***s (electronic **** sticks)

Vegetarians

"you know the hardest thing about giving up ***s and smoking vegan ***s is telling your parents you're gay"

 

GTFO!

 

Used to work with a guy that used the word “holistic” about 50 times a day. Another guy used to constantly say “thing”. Meetings that both of them attended used to be hilarious, we even bought one of those clicker counters and used to press it for “thing” or “holistic”

 

Let’s run that up the flagpole.

 

Remember to read the whole thread first you mong.

 

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I use "holistic" but it is to do with my work... honest.

 

****tards

 

50 times a day?

 

I would have bet my house on #fossefilberto makin that joke!
Poor form

 

Fck no

Once or twice in a week lol.

We have to develop the child "holistically"

Have a "holistic" curriculum.

 

Gastro pub menus that use the word "bed" to describe a layer of lettuce.

 

He says whilst drinking coffee and playing on a laptop

 

‘Pan Fried Seabass’

Fried seabass then.

 

"Served with fresh garden vegetables."

Where the fcuk else do vegetables grow?

And "fresh?"

As opposed to vegetables that have been left to go mankey in the bottom of the fridge, yeah?

 

"Pan frying" refers to the technique rather than the container that it is fried in. You can cook Seabass in a pan without pan frying it.

"Pan frying" means it wasn't battered and it was cooked with minimal oil.

 

Pedantic fcukers who disrupt good bantz with their ****.

 

They're the ****ing worst.

 

Refs booking goalkeepers in the last 5 minutes for wasting time.

 

Fried in a pan.

As opposed to being fried in a wheelbarrow.