People who don't have mental health issues presuming they have mental health problems because they occasionally get the perfectly natural human emotion of "anxiety."
Colleagues who say things like "just wanted to touch base with you" and "teamwork makes the dreamwork." Insufferable, sometimes in this lifetime I wonder whether I can carry this weight.
Let's stir fry a few thoughts in our mental wok. Lets hoist this idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it. Fck off!
Anyone who wants to 'get a flavour' for something. Well, unless it's actually food they're talking about! Even then it's of, not for. ****s.
Cuing at a bar when the other half of the bar is empty. This especially applies to pretentious university gastro bars, the one on campus at Bath Uni is probably the worst I've ever seen. The best thing about that bar is it has mixed bogs.