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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Should be illegal tbh.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The one named whitey.
     
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    People that put toffee in their coffee.
     
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    People that put coffee in their toffee.
     
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    Albino?
     
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    Rapists
     
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    Serial killers.

    So annoying.
     
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    Child trafficking

    Tut tut
     
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    People that put Toffifee in their Coffifee
     
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    The slave trade
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've put all sorts of crap in my wife's coffee. I normally wake up before the wife so I brew coffee... I sometimes go all out making her coffee in the am... Frothed milk, cool whip, m&ms, toffee, cinnamon , hot chocolate powder, marshmallows, chocolate syrup, mint... (not all at once) whatever I can find close at hand that doesn't sound totally disgusting...

    It's a bit of a joke on the weekends, how crazy I can make her coffee. She returns the favour on rare occasions she gets up first.
     
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    Desiccated coconut
     
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    Making a brew for the missus means not having the tea bag in the mug for more than 0.0009 of a second and lots of milk and water at a temperature of exactly 99.7 degrees Celsius otherwise it's no good. And even then, it's left on the table until it goes cold and then she'd feel like wanting another brew <grr>

    Btw if I left it in for any longer it's considered as me stewing the brew.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I have usually finished mine before my wife has taken her first sip.
     
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    Gosh you sound proper zany, frothed milk ?
    In coffee ?
    Cinnamon even ?

    Hot chocolate powder ?

    That's absolutely crackers buddy , what a madman you are.


    Your "wife " gets up first ?

    <doh>
     
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    Yes! Mine only good for supplying the chocolate fingers (no not that kind!) and/or chocolate buttons to accompany.
     
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    Things not going well at home mate?

    Chill, go have a brew <ok>
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I'll make whatever I want, however the **** I want it
    Ya ****ing nazi's
     
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