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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, May 21, 2019.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Bought a pack of cocoa dusted almonds and one of them wasn't dusted.

    ... Devastated.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, May 21, 2019
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  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    People that put milk in tea first. ****ing idiots.
     
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    Saf, May 21, 2019
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  3. brb

    brb CR250

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    Twats that make pointless threads!


























    What you looking at me for bro <grr>
     
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    brb, May 21, 2019
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ketchup in the fridge
     
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    Sucky, May 21, 2019
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Never known any ***** to do that.

    Growers that don't flush their weed :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeah people do that. It goes on hot food ffs!

    People who put onions on steak
     
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  8. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    You never get film on the tea if you put the milk in first, and it brews perfectly if you put the tea bag on the back of the spoon and pour the hot water through it.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You can't make tea bruv
     
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    Sucky, May 21, 2019
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    recipients of my brews pour scorn on your comment.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Only ****ers make tea for other people.
     
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    Skylarker, May 21, 2019
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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    only ****s don't
     
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    Big Ern, May 21, 2019
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Plastic people boil my piss and control freaks, whinges and moaners..

    Use by dates and people that don't put onions on their steaks.. ;)
     
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    J๏E.., May 21, 2019
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Mrs RCL...is that you? If so let it go ffs ... it was 23 fecking years ago <laugh>
     
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    remembercolinlee, May 21, 2019
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    <yikes>

    Someone delete this account!!
     
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    Chief, May 21, 2019
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Erectile Disfuncfion
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, May 21, 2019
  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    **** off cupboard peasant.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I’ve heard it’s not that hard.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, May 21, 2019
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    When people visit and i offer them a tea or a coffee, then ask if they want sugar. They they say 'i only take sweetners'.

    There's the door, use it, and don't come back you utter ****s.
     
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    Commachio, May 21, 2019
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