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Jamie's goose is cooked....

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Won’t really affect him. ****s the best selling author in Britain I think. (Or maybe number 2)
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I like Jamie Oliver, I have a fair number of his books and I use a lot of his recipes. That being said, his restaurant in Glasgow (George square) has all the ambience of a derelict nuclear facility.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    He has one in Dublin,in it a few times but nothing special.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He's a posh boy cùnt trying to make out he's "one of the lads"

    Fake guy, fake food, fake all restaurants.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Do you get posh ****s in Essex?
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Menshy, yay!!

    Oliver said: “I am deeply thaddened by thith outcome and would like to thank all of the thtaff and our thupplierth who have put their hearths and thoulths into thith busineth for over a decade. I apprethiate how difficult thith ith for everyone affected."

    F.uck him, the poncey child naming lisping fake cockney tin opener. I doubt he cares enough to bail out the 1000 staff being made redundant and sure as chipths are chipths he won't be dipping his hand into his own pocket. C.unt.

    His wife is a Wid. At least she's accustomed to being sprayed over the face.

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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^Never forgave Jamie for the banning of turkey twizzlers.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nae idea.
     
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    I've never forgiven the c.unt for sliding down the spiral stairs and out onto Portobello Road being all fake 'cor blimey to all the stallholders. F.uckpig is from Essex not Ladbroke Grove. Like he gives a toss, sorry toth, about what I think, twat us proper minted what with all those books and TV shows. I just thought him flouncing about at Number 10 trying to shame everyone into putting lentils on the school menu was beyond his remit as a celebrity chef.

    What next? Ainsley Harriot leaving a petition about female genital mutilation on the PM's doorstep?

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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He's worser than that cùnt wea the lisp that plays the fiddle. Paira mockney fuds.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    And naw I don't mean his lisp plays the fiddle Iain ya tarrier bastard.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Who Nigel Kennedy,is he not a Brummie?
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I have a lisp
     
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  15. E.T. Fairfax

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    Never forgiven him since I went to one of his restaurants and my dinner was served on a plank of wood balanced on two large tins of tomatoes. Like this.......

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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That’s not your meal tho is it?

    It’s for sharing
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    I like those chillies
     
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    Not sure about the meal in the photo, I just googled that as an example. The meal i got was not for sharing, at least it wasnt made clear on the menu if it was, it was some sort of fajita thing, there certainly wasnt enough for two. I had to transfer the ingredients from the elevated platter and construct it on a separate plate. Could have done with a miniature crane.
     
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  19. Ponders Revisited

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    His aunt runs a decent cafe on the front at Southend. I know because I've been there a few times.

    See ya later.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    Is it an annoying lisp or a sexy lisp?
     
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