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Serial Killers - so which one's your favourite?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Treble, May 15, 2019.

  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Chimps eat human meat?

    Is it needed? We should be eating less meat surely. Anyway, if it tastes like chicken, I'll just stick to the chicken.
     
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    Yeah chimps RIP other chimps to bits and pass the parts around like its Christmas.
     
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    They also still do this<laugh>
     
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    I've drank my own piss before tbh , but I drank it out a 2 litre bottle
     
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  5. Treble

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    This thing about getting the "taste for human meat", anyone seen a film called Ravenous. Very much about that.
     
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    If you could do it the same way as that chimp you'd get major man points for balance at least <laugh>
     
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    No but I think eating humans gets bad rep personally !
     
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    I pissed in the bottle while sleep walking , then woke up the following with dry mouth and downed loads.
     
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    Have you looked into maybe buying some? (No wum but also not too serious)

    Maybe a good way would be to penpal a death sentence prisoner tell him you love him over a number of years and ask to eat his arse after they zap him<laugh>
     
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    Can you actually do that ? Is there counter in Tesco ?
     
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    Thats ****ing rank man<laugh> fair play tho

    Seeing as we're sharing I pulled out of a bird once and shot some self jizz in my mouth. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  12. Treble

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    Just eat the after-birth. Much simpler <ok>
     
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    I don't really Wana search that on my own browser but go for it :bandit:
     
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    I'd eat someone like just for the crack
     
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    Worse than a killer

     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    This thread has gone very 'Summer' today.
     
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I can't play that as there are kids about. What makes it worse?
     
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    Summer of Sam


    Fcking yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssss! <diva>
     
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    I just think I'd rather be killed than what gerald the sadist did to his victims.
     
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    This is canny funny like ha ha

    Hes the killer

    He finds out in the interview they found the body hes hidden

    IYYEEEN


     
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