Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'll be loading today, so 3 fleeces required, gets freezing driving around all day.

 

That place is bad for your health.

 

Take it easy fella, and look after than fooking back of yours.

 

It's doing my crunchie in this morning.

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Well it is Friday.

 

I just put them some music up about Friday on the Animal Farm

 

When you spam them or take the piss they just ignore it and rant on as usual.

 

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That’s how wedding and funeral invites usually work Stan.

 

Yeah. Usually.

 

Female logic doesn’t always work that way!...

Discussion with my ex...

Her: I have to go to a funeral tomorrow, are you coming.

Me: Who's funeral? Who died?

H: Diane

M: Don’t recall her, have I met her?

H: oh you don’t know her, we used to go to the same classes. So are you coming?

M: if you want me to accompany you as your husband I’ll go. Up to you.

H: it’s up to you, are you coming or not?

M: Look! I’ll simplify this for you, if you’re asking me do I want to go to the funeral of somebody I don’t know and have never met, No, why would I? If you’re asking me to accompany you as your husband, yes I’ll come. So, what do you want me to do?

H: it’s up to you!...

M: Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!.....

 

Bitches be nutz!

 

Fook sake, she just want's you to accompany her man

or....she could be up to something

 

You ****ed up by giving her a choice.

The very 1st "its up to you" shouldve been followed by a firm " thanks babe enjoy the funeral"

 

If yo biatch is indecisive... decide fo her.

#bitchezaintcomplicated

 

H: such and such has died.

M: never heard of them.

H: funeral is tomorrow.

M: I’m not going.

 

H. dead
M. is there a free bar
H. no
M. not coming

 

Ain’t dat da truth!...

 

I'm on the Leeds board, I get the sense that things will start going badly soon.

 

H: Sue died
M: Sue who?
H: You won’t know her, she was...
M: Not interested, not coming.