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Award for the biggest whine of the season goes to........................

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by Guru of Ipswich, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    Superman decide to witter on about how you had only signed players who had won the 'player of the year' at their certain clubs, unfortunately for him he got his information from twitter and even more unfortunely none of your signings won any club trophies last year.
     
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  2. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    i'm afraid i took things as i read them off twitter and was massively wrong about them! looked a bit of a plum and now fully deserve my heckles <ok>
     
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  3. CotswoldCanary

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    Oh dear Guru, you seemed absolutely obsessed with Naaaridge City. Do you not have anything else in your sad pitiful existence apart from us and your right hand ?

    I feel honoured that we give you something to live for.

    Nobody in Norfolk is bothered about Ipswich anymore because they cannot compete in any sport.

    I feel very sorry for you indeed.
     
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  4. JonahJameson

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    Says the dweeb of the century camped (using "camp" deliberately) obsessively as ever on our board.

    Isn't there a Star Wars convention you Norwich girls can go to?
     
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  5. JonahJameson

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    Oh dear, not again Superman! Making up stats again or putting faith in any rumour that makes you feel better. I&#8217;d have thought you&#8217;d think better of that after your manifestly ludicrous &#8220;stats&#8221; you attempted to pass off last season about Holt and your team&#8217;s shenanigans.

    How many yellow card diving offences was it Holt got way the first half alone vs Stoke again? Four, wasn&#8217;t it? Aaaaahhhh &#8211; but he was THE MOST FOULED PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE wasn&#8217;t he!!!! Cheating and diving combined with clown referring wouldn&#8217;t possibly have anything to do with a foul count, would it!

    At least it&#8217;s funny hearing Lambert whine incessantly about a few bad decisions going against you for once.

    Here&#8217;s a few more facts and stats for you:

    Paul Lambert has invented nuclear fusion and its being kept a secret by the oil lobby.

    Grant Holt never dives &#8211; he has a balance problem like all big guys.

    Big guys are much easier to knock over than small fellers.

    All of Norwich&#8217;s players were offered Oxbridge scholarships at school they are all that brilliant.

    All Norwich players can heal the sick and they&#8217;re all the most fouled players in the league.

    All Norwich players are so lithe and light that when they handball and climb all over their opponents the clown refs are perfectly right to ignore it.

    There&#8217;s a Star Trek convention coming to Norwich again.

    You can skip off now and spread some more fantastic rubbish around the boards.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    You have to be one of the best posters Jonah, you can sense the venom in your snarky remarks ...<ok>
     
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  7. JonahJameson

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    No problems Super-23, always happy to oblige.

    Of course, there was nowt &#8220;snarky&#8221; about this, was there:

    &#8220;Nobody in Norfolk is bothered about Ipswich anymore because they cannot compete in any sport.

    I feel very sorry for you indeed.&#8221;
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    <applause><applause>It wasn t me Jonah, your style of slating rivals in an articulate manner is an art form.....You fill your boots son..
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    BTW, I m in Ipswich now and the ice cream van that comes near Cromer Rd plays the Match of the day theme tune.......
     
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  10. JonahJameson

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    I know it wasn't you! You were replying to my reply of that particular post.

    Try and keep up man!
     
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  11. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    I&#8217;m starting to sense a conversion of biblical proportions coming on.

    That Paul bloke on the road to the sword of Damocles or whatever it was (religion isn&#8217;t my bag) had nothing on Super23. Admit it: all this time you&#8217;re spending in the promised land, away from all those spotty, camp fools with their Harry Potter memorabilia and that idiotic team with the nancy boy colours and cheating manuals &#8211; you want to convert to Ipswich Town don&#8217;t you!

    Don&#8217;t fight it, Super23. It&#8217;s much better over here.

    Apart from the actual football, obviously.
     
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  13. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    <laugh> i would say 'fight it' but i don't think he'll need any convincing jonah...
     
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  14. JonahJameson

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    The same goes for you Superman.

    It&#8217;s no coincidence you like it so much on our boards &#8211; you&#8217;re another crypto-Ipswich fan. I don&#8217;t know why you lot fight it.

    Imagine how much better your life would be (ignoring the actual football for the moment &#8230;). Leave behind your camp, trolling, pansy yellow-and-green ways.

    Ipswich really isn&#8217;t anything to be afraid of, y&#8217;know. You can come here without being beaten up. Mostly, anyway. Look how nice we all are to on these boards for a start.
     
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  15. JonahJameson

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    Yeah, Super23 sounds violent and aggressive to me. It what comes from being surrounded by Norwich wimps when you’re actually a fine, stalwart, upstanding Ipswich fan trying to get out.

    It must make you very confused and frustrated. I’m surprised he isn’t doing a stretch inside.

    I tell you; the Ipswich way is the way to calm and enlightenment.

    Apart from when you watch the actual football of course.
     
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  16. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    isn't the 'ipswich way' the same as the 'ipswich crazy way'??? he was cool!
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    My dad lives in Ipswich and my sister lives in Woolpit so i don t have an unhealthy fear of outsiders like some pitch fork wielding yokels, on both sides of the border but i have been a City fan since i was 7 and i m not going to swap now.
    We have had it way worse than you lot over the years...
    I started following Norwich when some of the players came to my school in Banham after the Milk cup, and donated a squad of kits.......Happy dayz<whistle>
     
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  19. JonahJameson

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    Are the authorities aware that they go around giving out those absurd, camp outfits to children? Weren&#8217;t you laughed at running about in that outrageous get-up?

    Here we are, with premier league crowds around the land falling about laughing when your lot mince out onto the pitch in those ridiculous colours, and the club are actually inflicting them on innocent children!

    Child abuse, I call it.
     
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  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    My kids go to school in Holloway N London next to the Arsenal and they wear Norwich colours for PE.......Mum is buying them gooner kits too, poor buggers..:confused:
     
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