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Worst Job you ever had

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, May 15, 2019.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Furniture removal man (No not in a doll's house)

    Awful
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Royal Marine Commando
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Removing offensive tags on here.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Best job I ever had was inserting lobsters in Jayne Mansfield's bum.
     
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  6. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Statement writer for Rangers.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Which one?


    YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :huh:
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    1) Pickled onion salesman
    2) Sex slave
    3) MP for Hythe and Dymchurch
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Bus driver in the south of Spain.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Offing Jill Dando.

    Felt right shìte about it.
     
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    Caseworker in the Centralised Complaints Unit of HM Revenue and Customs.

    This unit dealt with all the bams whose complaints could not be settled in the network; only about 20% of our cases were due to errors within HMRC.

    Some c**t once wrote in and stated he did not wish to be governed by United Kingdom or European tax laws and statutes but by the Magna f****n' Carta!

    A daft Irish female accountant one informed me over the telephone that she had entered my name on a website .... hmrcshite.com. After my response I was called in by my line manager for a short anger management pep talk.

    Lasted about two years and left; thank f**k I had been a clever ante-post punter on the cuddies.
     
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  13. Pattern Of Assistance

    Pattern Of Assistance Well-Known Member

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    Being Deputy Dev's, Sheriff. Had to bin him.
     
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  14. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Licking and sealing envelopes. I was at the end of the line.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ^^ in overtime heaven ^^
     
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  16. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Testing matches for Swan Vesta.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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