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Worst Job you ever had

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, May 15, 2019.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Furniture removal man (No not in a doll's house)

    Awful
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Royal Marine Commando
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Removing offensive tags on here.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Best job I ever had was inserting lobsters in Jayne Mansfield's bum.
     
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  6. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Statement writer for Rangers.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Which one?


    YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :huh:
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    1) Pickled onion salesman
    2) Sex slave
    3) MP for Hythe and Dymchurch
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Bus driver in the south of Spain.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Offing Jill Dando.

    Felt right shìte about it.
     
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  12. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Caseworker in the Centralised Complaints Unit of HM Revenue and Customs.

    This unit dealt with all the bams whose complaints could not be settled in the network; only about 20% of our cases were due to errors within HMRC.

    Some c**t once wrote in and stated he did not wish to be governed by United Kingdom or European tax laws and statutes but by the Magna f****n' Carta!

    A daft Irish female accountant one informed me over the telephone that she had entered my name on a website .... hmrcshite.com. After my response I was called in by my line manager for a short anger management pep talk.

    Lasted about two years and left; thank f**k I had been a clever ante-post punter on the cuddies.
     
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  13. Pattern Of Assistance

    Pattern Of Assistance Well-Known Member

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    Being Deputy Dev's, Sheriff. Had to bin him.
     
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  14. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Licking and sealing envelopes. I was at the end of the line.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ^^ in overtime heaven ^^
     
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  16. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Testing matches for Swan Vesta.
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS, May 16, 2019
: liz lesbo sesh after dev and twizz tryst, dev hated mandela's freedom, dev's anus gave shelter to stricken refugees, dev no longer welcome at barrymore's pool parties, dev worked his fingers to the bone, as the wests' secretary, Dev faked moon landing for a laugh

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