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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 14, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    same **** as 3 or 4 years ago?

    that's your problem, you are stale.


    step it up.
     
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  2. Just like the Jeremy Kyle Show, bro.

    I'm sticking with the script, yeah.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Seeing as your keeping with the jks script.

    it's gone off air and all previous shows been pulled from all media platforms..

    Just sayin <whistle>
     
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    PINKIE and Hoddle is a god like this.
  4. Commachio

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    I fingered my mum whilst listening to Billy Idol and only wore my Pogba vest.

    Is this wrong, should i have turned Billy Idol down?
     
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  6. Willhoops

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    People tell me that searching through right wing tweets from random nobodies looking for anti brown people stories at 3am isn’t normal, is it time I launch a poisoned tissue campaign against anyone who disagrees with me? They are crazy lefties after all.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Funny that when somebody mentioned 'button mushroom cock' you knew it was you <laugh>
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Kips mate, this is the Jeremy Kyle thread, not the Secret Diary of Hoddle is a God aged 58 and a half.
     
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    I thrust my cock into a barbequed hedgehog and now have a prickly heat rash.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    They’d probably spell correctly but decent effort, mate.

    I’d do one back but I just can’t think of anything about your life that is hilarious enough (and in your case brilliantly true).
     
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    Quicker than i thought pikey, you truly are the gift that keeps giving. <laugh>
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    “She looks like she’s gone three rounds with Frank Bruno but since I described her as black on a football forum I can’t concentrate on my pastry”.

    Close enough?
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Pretty poor really, mainly because you let your obsession get the better of you. Also there was no humour in it
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Other posters can be the judge of that, mate.
     
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    That's a much better effort Pikey. <applause>
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

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    I've never been to Bangkok, what's it like?
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Mate I was trying to give you the moral high ground here.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Obsession <doh> ... yes I've mentioned them countless times ... wtf is your obsession with every post I make? <cheers>
     
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