Off Topic Jeremy Kyle V2

same **** as 3 or 4 years ago?

that's your problem, you are stale.


step it up.

 

Just like the Jeremy Kyle Show, bro.

I'm sticking with the script, yeah.

 

Seeing as your keeping with the jks script.

it's gone off air and all previous shows been pulled from all media platforms..

Just sayin

 

I fingered my mum whilst listening to Billy Idol and only wore my Pogba vest.

Is this wrong, should i have turned Billy Idol down?

 

That was you wasn't it.

 

People tell me that searching through right wing tweets from random nobodies looking for anti brown people stories at 3am isn’t normal, is it time I launch a poisoned tissue campaign against anyone who disagrees with me? They are crazy lefties after all.

 

Funny that when somebody mentioned 'button mushroom cock' you knew it was you

 

Kips mate, this is the Jeremy Kyle thread, not the Secret Diary of Hoddle is a God aged 58 and a half.

 

I thrust my cock into a barbequed hedgehog and now have a prickly heat rash.

 

They’d probably spell correctly but decent effort, mate.

I’d do one back but I just can’t think of anything about your life that is hilarious enough (and in your case brilliantly true).

 

Quicker than i thought pikey, you truly are the gift that keeps giving.

 

“She looks like she’s gone three rounds with Frank Bruno but since I described her as black on a football forum I can’t concentrate on my pastry”.

Close enough?

 

Pretty poor really, mainly because you let your obsession get the better of you. Also there was no humour in it

 

Other posters can be the judge of that, mate.

 

That's a much better effort Pikey.

 

Mate I was trying to give you the moral high ground here.

 

... and Matth isn't availa

Obsession ... yes I've mentioned them countless times ... wtf is your obsession with every post I make?

 

13 different threads and you, for some reason, mentioned dildos in all of them. Clearly you're oblivious to the fact that you post about dildos a lot!

https://www.not606.com/threads/ultimate-warrior.364603/page-2#post-11967907

https://www.not606.com/threads/three-wise-men-2017-prem-version.355747/page-3#post-11206856

https://www.not606.com/threads/hes-back.358857/page-121#post-11518379

https://www.not606.com/threads/im-off-to-vegas.333974/#post-9558216

https://www.not606.com/threads/general-matchday-thread.350971/page-540#post-11306077

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-honouring-of-a-bet.334723/page-4#post-9609947

https://www.not606.com/threads/what-kind-of-shop-does-pixie-run.333170/page-6#post-9512747

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-all-new-mouser-watch-thread.285485/page-134#post-9773634

https://www.not606.com/threads/what-are-you-doing.333474/page-21#post-9673059

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-leicester-city-spiral-watch.321077/page-70#post-9701925

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-honouring-of-a-bet.334723/page-8#post-9776226

https://www.not606.com/threads/all-new-meltdown-thread.332708/page-21#post-9706837

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-mighty-juggernaut-thread.306147/page-124#post-9769778