Spurlock has the most luxurious dates flown in especially from the banks of the Nile in Luxor. Filled with saffron and covered in gold leaf, each one is £10,000 so he has to consider the numbers carefully. Edit: actually he probably knocks them back by the handful!
Until I came over here I thought there was only one type - that comes squashed in boxes with a little stick at christmas. Theres so many different types and a wide range of prices. I also thought coconuts were brown as well!
Some are brown and hairy, some are green. gotta crack em to get to the milk. It's like i never knew pineapples grew under the ground
JT is **** out of luck here, he knows this time of night im pissed, and he's gonna get no sense. He's had it for years
that's new work mate. I've known JT and Haslam for years. Especially JT. We used to chat every day when i wads in thailand and everyone was asleep don't worry about anything i say to him, i've said far worse in the past. the horse ****ing, dog ****ing, django
The brown hairy ones are just old versions of the green ones. They used to use them as ballast on the returning ships which is why they were the only type you could get in the UK. And bollox on the pineapples although I had to google it.
