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High Winds

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I just want to apologise for the high winds that have battered the country today as it was me who caused them. Last night (I can't remember at what time) I farted and ever since these winds have been with us.

    Again I apologise to anyone who has suffered as a result.
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 12, 2011
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't believe you.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 12, 2011
  3. Tina_old

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    I believe him. He's always struck me as being rather full of wind.

    <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    It's true. The same thing happened when I was in New Orleans a number of years ago
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 12, 2011
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What happened? Ye pished yer bed?
     
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    Gambol, Sep 12, 2011
  6. Sam Axe

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    No I farted and there was a big storm. That one was obviously much bigger than today
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 12, 2011
  7. Nazara

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    hold it in next time <ok>
     
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    Nazara, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Sam Axe

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    I tried but it hurt too much
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 12, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I remember 10 years and 1 day ago I threw a couple of darts at 2 pipes of Pringles, knocking them both down. The rest is history.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 12, 2011
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't believe you.

    Those Pringle tubes are built to withstand a direct hit by a dart.

    Eddie! Eddie! Come quick. Somebody is making up stuff on the Internet. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 12, 2011

  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I smell a conspiracy.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 12, 2011
  12. Sam Axe

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    Sssshh, don't say that word or eddieveeee will hijack this thread
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 12, 2011
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I cunningly emptied half the Pringles from each tube beforehand though :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 12, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The bottom half?
     
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    Gambol, Sep 12, 2011
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You need to stop asking questions Gambol. I can only protect you for so long.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 12, 2011
  16. jonathan acworth

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    heinz baked beans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 12, 2011
  17. Nazara

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    **** you, nothing wrong with tesco value baked beans
    it's people like you that give this country a bad name!!!!!
     
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    Nazara, Sep 12, 2011

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