Off Topic The Burly Arms

You'll need a mirror to see if there's any phone numbers there. And hope it wasn't the orca fat sweaty one who tried to chat you up.

 

Watching BGT cos the missus is a pleb.

Some proper bullshit this is, just had a "dance troupe" of all girls dressed up like the suffragettes.

They want... "young women to know they have a voice and to vote"

Girl power all that ****e. But late with that message

****ers

 

Baby spice first
Then ginger
Then scary
Then posh
Sporty last

 

I'll go scary
Baby
Ginger
Posh
The lezzer one

 

Defo Scary Spice first. Scruffy, filthy cumdump.

 

My thoughts exactly.

I bet she Sweats jizz

 

I bet she’s got a room full of Sybian machines all different shapes and sizes. I’d love a go of her.

 

you can't really laugh at the gimp, whilst you are throwing up into a bin.


you massive thunderpuff.

 

Absolutely stunning in the shire today

 

The life;

 

Lovely long walk with the hound this morning. Just had a spot of lunch at a local cafe. Gonna sit in the sun for a bit and then in the sea later for a little wave.

This is what it’s all about

 

England really is beautiful, sometimes, not a lot, but sometimes.

 

On a day like today mate, Cornwall is as beautiful as Barbados.

 

First Premier league goal for 19 year old Eddie Nketiah today.

Look out for this lad, he’s going to be big star at Arsenal in the future.

 

Wrong Fred mate.

 

Oh yeah

I’m painting a new garden gate, so I’m trying to type on my phone with one finger. Didn’t even bother checking what thread it was.

 

Found Killing Eve season 2 on my IPTV.

Not sure whether to watch it now or wait until it appears on the Beeb.

 

Just find Spartacus.

best tv for many many a year

 

Perfect end to the day