How ****ing Old Are You?!?

It’s always long but sometimes longer
40 years ago it was much stronger
People think I must be shoplifting when I walk around
But not in a police cell can I be found.

Can you guess what it is yet?

 

A Fossy?

 

Here's a riddle to solve..

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?

 

He was from Norwich?

Or... he killed his mum during childbirth which was before his father ie in front of him and married his step-sister?

 

Nope, wrong answer. You're out.

 

Born IN FRONT of his father???
Am i warm? Love riddles

 

Mother died at childbirth

 

Sister = nun?

 

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His mam died giving birth to him. His dad was there. He became a vicar and carried out his sisters wedding?

 

He was a priest

 

...because I can't tell him and you apart ... and I like you ... you are by far my favourite PORG

 

You hobbits are supposed to love riddles ffs

 

Don't judge others by your own standards... you short ****er

 

Or to put it another way .

His Father killed his mother and married his sister , he was born before this all happened .

 

Cheers mate ... not so bad yourself. .

 

Didn't realise how many people liked a riddle

Answer -
His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.

 

You’ve given some an hour of material to wow the other regulars tonight too.

 

Those aren’t riddles. They’re witty retorts that are usually about his penis.