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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Quesadaad, May 10, 2019.

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  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s always long but sometimes longer
    40 years ago it was much stronger
    People think I must be shoplifting when I walk around
    But not in a police cell can I be found.

    Can you guess what it is yet?
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, May 12, 2019
  2. Skylarker

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    A Fossy?
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Here's a riddle to solve..

    There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    He was from Norwich?

    Or... he killed his mum during childbirth which was before his father ie in front of him and married his step-sister?
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    Nope, wrong answer. You're out.
     
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Born IN FRONT of his father???
    Am i warm? Love riddles
     
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  7. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Mother died at childbirth
     
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  8. Quesadaad

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    Sister = nun?
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    His mam died giving birth to him. His dad was there. He became a vicar and carried out his sisters wedding?
     
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  11. Tobes

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    He was a priest
     
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  12. Number 1 Jasper

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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...because I can't tell him and you apart ... and I like you ... you are by far my favourite PORG <smooch>
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You hobbits are supposed to love riddles ffs <doh>
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Don't judge others by your own standards... you short ****er <cheers>
     
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  16. Number 1 Jasper

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    Or to put it another way .

    His Father killed his mother and married his sister , he was born before this all happened .
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Cheers mate ... not so bad yourself. .<cheers>
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Didn't realise how many people liked a riddle <laugh>

    Answer -
    His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    You’ve given some an hour of material to wow the other regulars tonight too.
     
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  20. Stan

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    Those aren’t riddles. They’re witty retorts that are usually about his penis.
     
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