And just remember who led the rescue party to extract you from the clutches of the Leeds threads!!!..Moi...yes moi..
Ah yes the lovely Jasmin (she has long hair and is brunette ..= lovely ) she mentioned you...had to put in for overtime
Ok folks, were back here again for some more well earned awards and the next award, is The Letter K Award!!!!!! Thats right, the K is for Kitt so lets bring her down, welcome mrs K ............... What do you have to say for yourself? Doesn't she look great in the lovely dress type thingy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, l know l'm the greatest host but let's keep moving on. Please except the K Award and a big Gold Barny for your troubles!!!! Righteo then, the next award, the The Butt Poster of the Year Award goes to two people this year. Both these posters made it possible for us members to dribble daily in our breakfast cereal so would you please give it up for these two dudes, Sans & Kiwi. Have a Gold Barny EACH!!!!
Thank you, thank you. It is truly my pleasure to bring to the Barnsley massive one mighty fine butt per day. The fantastic single image that is posted daily is carefully chosen by yours truly and and is a thing to cherish, behold and spend many an hour 'studying" Whilst kiwi generally goes for the 'miss a few days and then swamp you with images that cause an overload to your eyesight to the point where you can no longer focus' approach (along with a habit of using photos twice on many occasions, probably caused because he posts so many at once that he can't focus anymore and forgets which shapely rear he's seen before) I like to provide the team with one specially selected, magnificent photo to enjoy and savour throughout the day. There are a lot of great pictures to sort through before picking the best, it is a tough and sometimes thankless task so I am thrilled to be given this award. Naturally, having kiwi as a partner to continue bringing the best of the butts to the masses is a fantastic thing and he also deserves some applause for his watered down contribution Here's to the next 365 days of looking at lovely arses and waiting to be awarded again. Again, I thank you for this recognition of my service to this board.
Jeez, I am so overcome, that it took me a few days to respond to this amazing award, which now has pride of place in my downstairs khazi, alongside all my previous, um, awards. Thank you for reading these jocular offerings on the Jokes Thread, and if I have raised a chuckle or two, then my job here is done...... PS. Don't forget to award yourself a Gold Barny Didley
