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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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    Never really been a Freddie Starr fan but I thought this was quite good.

    Robin Askwith‏@Robin_Askwith 6h6 hours ago
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    RIP Freddie Starr Dangerous but insanely funny

    We did tours of the Middle East,there were very strict codes

    "Just two things Mr Starr,never swear and never refer to Prince Hussein directly"

    Curtain up Freddie:Aright,which one of you f***ers is Prince Hussein?

    Curtain down!
     
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  2. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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  3. davecg69

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    Just come back from a 3 day “tour” of the golf courses at Celtic Manor, Newport (Wales not IOW). Finally won a prize for my shot out of the greenside bunker on the 12th which (I think) woke up someone in room 628 of the hotel when it landed on their balcony :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  4. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    upload_2019-5-10_15-47-55.jpeg

    Couldn’t get the pic to post before .....
     
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  5. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Always remember.
    A bad day on the golf course is always better than a good day at work.
    Love the trophy.
     
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  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Ooh we going on a trip? I’m in!
     
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  7. fatletiss

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    Oh balls! Forgot to send you that restaurant :( Sorry
     
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  8. Saint Helen

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    Everyone's welcome :D We need a couple of strong men to carry our shopping and massage our feet when we get tired...
     
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  9. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    What about “not so strong” men?
     
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  10. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    I was starting to feel left out, but just received this. I'm assuming the gold nuggets aren't a new KFC product so looks like I'll be rolling in it soon. Looks genuine to me

    "Dear Friend,

    I am Barrister Steve Smith, I am humbly soliciting for your
    consent and assistance to stand as the next of kin to my deceased
    client late Mr Fernando Edgar Russell,he is an Mechanical
    Engineer.

    He died without any WILL of testament leaving you chances to
    claim the sum of EUR €147 Million Euros and a box of Gold Nuggets
    as his next of kin.

    Please kindly contact me for more details/information on how to
    claim this fund.

    Attached is the Proposal guiding our both percentage in all we do
    to achieve and accomplish this aim.

    Regards.
    Barrister Steve Smith."
     
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  11. Saint Helen

    Saint Helen Well-Known Member

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    That's nothing - one of the best ones I had a few months ago asked me to confirm that I was dead so that they could give the money to the next "next of kin"...
     
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    Can't miss an opportunity like that.....send them your bank log-in details immediately
     
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  13. Saint Helen

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    Ah, you'll do :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  14. Onionman

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    If you're in Southampton tonight, look North West at 10:41. At about 14 seconds past, you'll see sunlight reflected off a satellite for about ten seconds. It's called an iridium flare and they are terrific to see.

    May be your last chace as they are being phased out.

    Vin
     
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  15. fatletiss

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    Has anybody heard from @Missing Lambo ?

    He’s not been around for a while.
     
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    Beddytare heard from him the other week.....really busy with work and stuff and will be back.
     
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    Cool, thanks Richie.
     
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  18. saintrichie123

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    My apologies FLT.....re reading your post I thought you meant Lamby <doh>
    Just had a look and he was last on here 19/03/19

    @Missing Lambo
     
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    I use heaven above web site to watch for satellites. Very accurate if you use your long and lat and not just city. Iridium flares are great to see.
     
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  20. fatletiss

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    Ah balls!
     
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