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How ****ing Old Are You?!?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Quesadaad, May 10, 2019.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I think Fossy was dressed up as a Chinese Elvis, trying to be funny (and sexy) but failing miserably, on both counts.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    Doesn’t matter when you’ve got a baguette in your pants.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I've put 2 up ... one a group taken a few years ago ... one of me last summer

    You've got a nerve anyway... nobody could tell you and your twin brother Alan apart Skylar .... after that pic of him with a beard went up <laugh>
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Mot people just pop them under the grill to warm them up, you disgusting pikey ****
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Prefer that to being a dead ringer for a chatty man (If somewhat shorter) <laugh>
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    True true

    Fosse put one up with his mates and he put one up whilst he was on holiday...then he spent the next 3 weeks telling us how all the hunnies think hes one of the Baldwin bros

    i remember now
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Apart from the Baldwin bits ... they're ugly ****s ..anybody seen a pic of Wendy? ...
     
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  8. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Had you down as a lot younger than 59 like, just by how you come across on here.. <ok>

    I might have to bump my original photos thread.. <whistle>
     
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    Bet you’ve had a few in yours eh.
     
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  10. haslam

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    My age is 37 but I'm pretty certain I'm one of the most mature on here TBH. Bunch of kids you lot!
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    No. Maybe if I were a baker.

    Your whole “you’re gay” shtick is great by the way. Keep it coming if looking at your phone allows you to avoid looking at her.
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    I'm not ready to be a pensioner quite yet ... and, like NSIS, I look younger than my age ... or at least I get told so .... and the way I post on here is in keeping with the kindergarten jungle that it is ... <cheers>
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    50 but it didn't take einstein to work it out.

    what with surrey, marines and thailand.


    i've spent over half of(f) my life away ...
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    Not sure how you can tell my height in a photo? Standing next to Libby makes everyone look short ffs, he's about 10 foot <laugh>

    Also you have an extremely unhealthy obsession with Alan Carr - I wonder why <confused>
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    I thought he was about 7 when he accidentally fumbled across the PL board. It's unbelievable tbh mate!
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    He once shagged his nan?
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    It wouldn't surprise me, he's an old pervert.
     
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    I like Fosse. He’s absolutely mental but harmless. Some proper ****s to dislike ahead of people like that.
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    I don't dislike anyone on here tbh as I only know their online persona. Fossy is just a boring old ****er that talks in riddles <ok>
     
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