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Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2019

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 5, 2019.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Heart surgery. Made redundant!

    Never had a day off work in 30 years though!

    Oh dear!

    <laugh>
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Went all English tonight

    Cheese n Onion Quiche, jacket potato with cheese and some salad

    Needed it after that game
     
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    Breakfast of tenderloin, baked potato and mixed veggies plus a plate of fruit. Went down a treat at 3.00am and still going strong at what used to be lunchtime. Early pre-fast breaking gym session today so will be interesting to see how that goes.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Never had a day off work sick ya docile prick ... not surprised you are too thick to understand .... <laugh>
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oh Lordy the gift that just keeps giving.

    Look pal, let's just agree that your never had a day off blah blah blah was an extremely stupid statement.

    It's been shot down more times than Douglas Bader ffs.

    So now we are past that. I don't think, going by your performance on here in the last couple of days, that you are in any position to question anybody's intelligence. You are on course to absolutely smash the fùckwit poster of the month award this month.

    Mindy will be fizzing.

    <laugh>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Cool story bru ... but you are still on here trying to get a rise from a Muslim man ... story of your life <laugh>
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nup. I'm on here highlighting how stoopit you are.

    Unless you are Muslim then I didn't have to try much at all.

    <laugh>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    This thread seems fun. I have as many days off work that I can get away with.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You have always struck me as the sensible type though Gonzo.
     
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    Not really, I'm a bit of a **** in real life.
     
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    I went to the Gym yesterday around 6 local time...was back for the game. Left me an hour before I could have a drink...it wasn’t too bad. The gym session was pretty good
     
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    Sounds like a good day. You will now have to follow exactly the same routine on June 1st - just in case. At least you know Salah will be shattered by then.
     
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    Very true...that will be near the end of Ramadan and as you know it builds up in your system and by then it’s auto pilot that gets you through. Having said that I’m also sure he will be eating the right things unlike me.

    Great evening...took me a while to find my bearings after FT last night
     
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    No matter how stupid I get I will never reach your level of dim .... a comfort indeed <laugh>
     
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    Keep strong lads ... just think of the binge to come at the end of it <laugh>

    You have the good wishes and support of us all and 4.1 Erect has even committed to drive round and round the block in his kebab van on the last day so he's in prime position to satisfy you ... he seems rather taken with you <cheers>
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You're black hole dim and everybody knows it.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oooft!

    I bet that sounded real funny in your head.

    <laugh>
     
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  18. DMD

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    They have a binge each night and sleep a good chunk of the day. It's more of a feast than a fast.
     
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    Funnier than anything you've managed ... <laugh>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and you are as irrelevant as a fart in a gale and everybody knows it
     
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