I said to the pub landlord after the first goal, Lucas doesn't do 1's or 2's, only hatricks. I told him that I was at the Huddersfield match. He told me, Ajax are not Huddersfield.
Imagine being a Man Utd fan.
Hoping City win the league on the last day or Liverpool will.
Missing out on Champions League football because they can't beat Huddersfield.
Wanting Spurs to beat Liverpool in a Champions League final and hoping that neither remaining English team win the Europa.
Ole's at the wheel and Jose's bus is on fire, hurtling over a cliff.


For once I have nothing to say
Absolutely in bits after that.
Don't know if I'm trouble here yet..... Wife disappeared upstairs to watch Netflix (yes, I knowIn trouble at home. Apparently the cat is upset.
) 
Not if you win the EL. Difficult game tomorrow but you should be able to cope with Eintract in the final! (Hopefully)
If Levy doesn’t give Poch everything he asks for, and more, he’s a ****.