Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2019

For consistency, shouldn't this be called the What the f uck aren't you having for Dinner thread..?

 

Cue massive 15 page debate on whether it's called dinner or tea because that's how Prem cùnts roll.

 

Well schools don't have tea ladies.

 

I have no opinion on the matter.

 

Yet here you are... desperate for some attention

 

And here you are giving me it.

 

I do a lot of charity work fella ... and you seem to need plenty

 

I dare say it's the only work a tard like you can get.

 

**** sake don’t set Fosse off.

@Spurlock what’s cooking tonight?

 

He's like Kev with less personality.

 

Not had a day off work in 30 years ... no doubt we are polar opposites ... with that and you being gay with a very small dick and a restricted vocabulary

 

He'd need to grow a brain for that ... so about as likely as Rangers ever winning the SPL again ...

 

Aye?

30 years without a holiday. No wonder you're so fùcked up.

 

Holiday pay is still working ya one cell

 

I'm not really following the plot here. How does the last few pages fit with the diary about someone sleeping all day after a big tea so he can ram Adam?

 

Not even when you had open heart surgery? Impressive mate.

 

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****ing hell, you’ve doxxed Dull

 

... no mate ... I was on gardening leave at the time of the op ... got made redundant about 10 days before ... hence why I've been contracting ever since

 

"Not had a day off work in 30 years"

You stupid prick.