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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 7, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    say stupid thing

    the latest for example


    The Duchess of Sussex has given birth to a boy, Prince Harry has announced.

    Speaking in the grounds of the royals' Windsor estate, he said: "It was amazing. Absolutely incredible. I'm so proud of my wife.


    "It's been the most amazing experience I could ever have possibly imagined.

    "How any woman does what they do is beyond comprehension.



    really wtf.
     
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  2. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    It's ho God made women

    <sorry>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    god made women ho's?
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    And those <laugh>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Great another religion thread. :bandit:
     
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  6. NSIS

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    I watched both my sons being born. It was an amazing experience.

    I can understand the way the guy feels right now.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Couldn’t give a **** about the kid any more than any other kid born this weekend but I can imagine it’s a pretty surreal experience.

    Looking forward to more Comm threads though. This was probably rustiness.
     
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  8. Chief

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    I was present for the first two but missed the last one.

    Didn't actually watch, **** that, was at the head end so to speak.

    I cut the chord on my second though and, weirdly, he is the one who has the closest connection with me. Very odd that.
     
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    There’s a 1 in 3 chance in fairness.
     
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  10. NSIS

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    I did the full on gory experience for the first one. The second happened really fast - was over in what seemed next to no time.
     
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  11. Stan

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    I stayed up top as much as possible too. The birth of the first one was amazing. The second one was a bit meh. Been there, done that, let's just get it over with and get home.

    Both of her pregnancies were problematic, especially the second one so I think I was at a point where I just wanted to get them both home safe.

    I'm pleased for Harry as I would be be for any other guy whose had his first kid. Beyond that I couldn't give a **** and definitely don't think it needs to take over the news for the next week.

    I hope they give it a non-traditional name just to piss off a few of the old guard.
     
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    If I'd cut the chord with them all there would be but I didn't.

    Anyway, it only resonates very slightly with me in my own head so whatever, eh?
     
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    The madness of Royal babies summed up by this lunatic.

     
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  14. Stan

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    I saw that on the news yesterday but the addition of the last two seconds in that clip had me in stitches.

    <laugh>
     
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    Pretty sure this one isn’t the full picnic

    WALES

     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>
     
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    The Daily Mail comments section discussing potential names for the new Royal......

     
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  18. Spurlock

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    I didnt watch neither of my Sons being born....i dont find it romantic or anything else...plus i dont appreciate the image it would have cast into my mind....not for me.

    in general i think new born babies are ugly too or certainly not 'cute'...other peoples babies...meh...couldnt really care.

    im close to both of my sons
     
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  19. brb

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    You useless sausage twat, all that congealed meat has got to your brain, 1am in the morning for this boring shhite!

    You could at least have told us you belonged to a PM group or that you have doxxed someone....but no, the Northern Tripled Fried Chip wants to talk Royal baby <laugh>

    Disappointed.

















    <whistle>
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

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    Surprised Meghan Markle would want to marry into a family who, lets be honest, would never had allowed her to be able to have a look in if William and Catherine hadnt have produced a line of heirs of their own. Someone mentioned on the news that the new baby was 7th in line to the throne.........Aye righto! Totally surprised they allowed Harry to marry her at all to be honest. Well done them!
     
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