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Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2019

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Training after breakfast so just porridge and blueberries today.

    Spurlock would be one grumpy fukcer today if Arsenal had won
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, May 6, 2019
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    You could like some do, and get a job on the night shift, so you sleep through the daylight bit. <ok>
     
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    DMD, May 6, 2019
  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm just about to head out to a cafe for a full English as it goes mate.

    Got a nice bag of Cookie Dog too @Spurlock <ok>
     
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    Libby, May 6, 2019
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  4. JakartaToon

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    Most of my staff do that during the day for first few days anyway. Now I pray regularly as well they can’t fall asleep in the prayer room anymore.
     
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    JakartaToon, May 6, 2019
  5. brb

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    Just had my morning fry up, now time for Spurlock's fav...

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    brb, May 6, 2019
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    All the best with this brother @Spurlock
     
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    PINKIE, May 6, 2019
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Sunscreen and a cold beer mate ... happy to help <ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto, May 6, 2019
  9. brb

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    Yer can't have beer <doh>

    But as you insist....

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    brb, May 6, 2019
  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    All the best mate ... I'll be thinking of you when I get to work tomorrow and am eating my breakfast bacon roll (with HP sauce) <cheers>
     
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    FosseFilberto, May 6, 2019
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ramadan's a cùnt. It raises the chances of some starving paki going all stabby five fold.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 6, 2019
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Could you provide some statistics to back up your assertion... or are you purely basing it on an analogy of a Hogmany in Glasgee (minus the skirts)?
     
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    FosseFilberto, May 6, 2019
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fùck knows what you are trying to say here. Glasgee ? Nup nae idea. Wtf is a Hogmany. Is this some kind of a pork based slur on Spurlocks Ramadan thread?

    Shame on you you bigot
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 6, 2019
  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nope, not a word... are you Bangladeshi?
     
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    FosseFilberto, May 6, 2019
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wow! You're such a racist.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 6, 2019
  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I know ... deal with it Felicity
     
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    FosseFilberto, May 6, 2019
  17. BrunelGooner

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    Ramadan Kareem Spurlock and any other Muslim who will be fasting during this holy month <ok> I hope it's a fulfilling and rewarding time for you all.

    I also hope the weather is like this for the other 29 days otherwise it will be one hell of a struggle <laugh>
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hope it's going well bro. I'm doing the feasting bit on occasions at work. Potentially got awesome dinner every night. I love Ramadan <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, May 6, 2019
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I'd stab you alot more than 5 times Fatty
     
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    Spurlock, May 6, 2019
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Thanks anyway...looks like breakfast was tasty today up n down the country.

    Day 1 as usual is a doddle
     
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