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Kicking A Pigeon

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eddieveeee, Sep 11, 2011.

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    just saying like

    if he had 2 legs and said pull the long one, there may have been confusion
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 12, 2011
  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    some strange white spots around my helmet, want to see?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011
  3. Nazara

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    sorry
     
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    Nazara, Sep 12, 2011
  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Since when do cranefly's talk you ****ing *****?

    I'm sure nurse jen'll have a look if you ask her <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    your dads a cranefly? <yikes>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 12, 2011
  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    she says its natural ribbing for your pleasure

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    what do you think?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011

  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    wouldn't you like to know.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I think I couldn't give a ****.

    <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  9. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    Thats ok Then, If he lost 2 legs in a car crash then he has 4 left
     
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    El_Bando, Sep 12, 2011
  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    **** sake crabbit have you got the painters in?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011
  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    tbh i am intrigued, is your mum human?

    and if so how the ****...... you know?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 12, 2011
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I'm a male checkout girl. How the **** can I have the painters in?

    <bottomoftheclassforDouglas>

    <doh>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Go **** a duck.

    <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    getting the living room redecorated, the stress of having to cover everything in sheets and move the couch in to the middle of the room is really getting to you?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011
  15. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    No.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  16. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    My mate stamped on a Pigeon in the middle of Newcastle about 10years ago. He just missed the little feckers body but caught its tail feathers. The bird managed to fly off without them.

    My mate has been called Pigeon ever since
     
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    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed, Sep 12, 2011
  17. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    Wasnt the first time tina's dad had been pulled off by a minor
     
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    eddieveeee, Sep 12, 2011
  18. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    What's up, eddie, did you not get the Mars Bar afterwards? <hug>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
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