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I dont know how they do it

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you could do us all a favour and take his virginity?
     
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  2. Nazara

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    thanks i work at tesco <ok>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    pm me <ok>

    <kinkybitch>
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    not good enough for sainsburys?
     
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  5. Null

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    Good plan ...
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Sainsbury's is pish.
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    youre slacking kid. you forgot the smileys
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    No, but i'll happily stick a crochet hook up his japs eye.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    no it isn't you old queen.
     
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    as is tesco, asda, morrisons, aldi, lidl and that
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I must remember to ask where my personal shopper does my grocery shopping. Somewhere classy I would have to assume.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    The bins outside the Co-op <ok>
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    to repeat

    pm me <ok>

    <kinkybitch>
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Celtic fans have the monopoly on bins.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It would only be marginally worse than the rubbish they sell in the Co-op.
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Not on your nelly, ****face.
     
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  17. Null

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    Farmfoods ...
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    so how you gonna stick a crochet hook in my jap eye?

    or embalm me?

    you havent thought this through have you?

    and if you have, i for one dont believe you work at asda

    unless it was as part of the netto take over
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    You're like a ****ing chattering budgie.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Budgie baiting. That's fun.

    When we we kids I used to spray my sister's budgie with hairspary. Fly now, ya vicious wee ****.
     
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