The survival thread.

I'd just go to the shops ffs.

 

I’d eat the fattest one.

Bothered?

 

Macguyver

 

Love Fred Dibnah btw

 

both will taste the same, so not really bothered.

 

Ray's got more crackling on him.

 

I imagine bear grylls tastes quite smug

 

I’d imagine he tastes of piss.

 

Smug piss probably

 

Apparently human flesh tastes like pork. I read an interview with a cannibal tribe in Papau New Guinea and they considered the knuckle parts on the palm of the hands to be a real delicacy.

 

Not sure what I’m more amazed by. You can read or knuckles taste good.

 

Sensing some misplaced anger there Sweats.

You alright hun ?

 

Clearly misplaced. You can read this site.

I’m not angry.

 

That's apparently true.

I wonder is different coloured people taste different?

 

Sweats just wants it on his cooking thread.

Fried penis and chickpeas @luvgonzo

 

On the lash then ?

 

I’m home dude. I’m not angry. Honest.

 

They probably do I reckon. A bit like a Bantam v Chicken

Or @BobbyD v @luvgonzo

 

Fair enough.

Just wondered what the 'amazed you can read' ****e was all about.

 

Not 100% sure. I’m going to forget I said it.