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Kicking A Pigeon

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eddieveeee, Sep 11, 2011.

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    no mock outrage from stereo yet?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011
  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Im not allowed in my pals house anymore since i kicked his dog accross the living room <laugh> little **** bit my foot so i volleyed it in the face <backflip>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Anybody remember Pigeon Street, with long distance Clara the lorry driver?
     
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    monacoger, Sep 12, 2011
  4. Dave the Rave

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    I elbow dropped a sheep once
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 12, 2011
  5. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    Playing golf with snails is a good past time <ok>
     
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    El_Bando, Sep 12, 2011
  6. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    how dare you sir?

    i dare you to mention the tossing of salad in a mean/angry manner
    or kicking a lettuce

    <grr><grr><grr>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 12, 2011
  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <yikes><yikes> how do you get them to hold the club?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I remember one time i stuffed lentils inside an aubergine and used it as a spade to kill a cauliflower
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011
  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I had a friend who used to pull the legs off daddy long legs and sit and laugh at them trying to get about afterwards.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    you and this ''friend'' should be kicked off this site ... sicko
     
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    Hash., Sep 12, 2011

  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    a 'friend' huh?

    <tinasdaddylonglegabuseshame>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 12, 2011
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Can't be bothered. Best let you kids carry on.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 12, 2011
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's how serial killers get started. First it's torturing insects, then small animals, then you start believing in conspiracy theories, and finally pretend to be a woman on a football forum.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 12, 2011
  14. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    Tina pulls her daddy's long leg?
     
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    El_Bando, Sep 12, 2011
  15. Nazara

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    My dad lost both his legs in a car accident when he was in his teens.

    You sick ****.

    Get to ****. Go on.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  17. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    Your the one who pulled them off sicko
     
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    El_Bando, Sep 12, 2011
  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    tbf if he hadnt you wouldnt have been asked to pull the 'long one'
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 12, 2011
  19. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    what is WRONG with you?
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 12, 2011
  20. Medro

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    I was walking through the city centre the other week and someone tried shoo away a pigeon, it took flight and near flew into some businessman's face. I couldn't help but burst out laughing as he went a dark shade of red and give me the dirtiest of looks.

    I just pictured him going back into the office with a bleeding nose explaining to all his co workers how a pigeon flew into his face.
     
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