The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

No the 4-0 was at Bournemouth mate.

 

****ing hell mate, first Buzz Lightyear, then everyone get Messi now this beaut.

 

Yeah, my mistake.

I had it fixed in my head that it was at home.

 

Didn't they win 3-0 at the bridge a couple of years ago?

 

Yep, they’ve beaten us four times since 1988.

 

Probably only played you about ten times in that period? Bit of a bogey side then, it's the opposite for us, they've got one win in about 12.

 

15 times.

 

Poch is as bad as some of their fans for talking absolute **** about how Spurs are going to dominate.

It’s no wonder gullible saps like Kipper lap this guff up. Their manager is literally egging them on to make fools of themselves.

 

To be fair to the cognoscenti of Spud fans there’s only one knuckle dragging ****tard who has taken and wears that mantra as a badge.

 

True, most of them are pretty level headed about Spurs. They’ve been there too many times and seen Spurs fall at the last hurdle to think it’s nailed on.

Let’s take this moment to give thanks for Kipper though, as he single handedly makes a laughing stock of the whole club on their behalf.

 

Chelsea go in front

 

Make that 2 up

 

Surprised John Terry didn't put a Norwich kit on and join in the celebrations

 

It gets worse for spuds 3-0

 

Spuds spiral to fourth with a real possibility of finishing 5th if Arsenal can win their last two.

 

Arsenal doing the business so far

 

Chelsea 3rd on 71
Spurs 4th on 70
Arsenal 5th on 69


I can almost taste the salt from here

 

Ahem!

 

You want to bet Spurs will finish above Chelsea ?

It won't result in any silverware but it will give your something to gloat about.

Hag v skids winner takes all.

I'll even change my avatar to Hoddke and if Chelsea finish higher you need to change yours to Justin Fashanu.

Until the season starts