So.. Who would you rather crash land in a jungle with. Ray Mears Bear grylls. Bear eat rats and drink piss. Scousers need not vote. Or Ray and have a house built and steamed trout.
Neither, would prefer Hugh Fearnley Whatshisface and eat a sparrow, stuffed in a Woodcock, stuffed in a grouse.
I don’t reckon Hugh could navigate his way out of a jungle though. He’d probably eat one of your thighs.
Any **** who CLAIMS to be special forces, then does this kind of **** is a ****ing joke. You ****s buy into this ****. Cos it's different....I think they are all ****s.
Ray has never claimed to be special forces. He trains special forces survival skills so they don’t have to drink piss and eat raw rats.
Prefer Bear, I think I’d have more chance of surviving with him.... Ray would spend far too long talking to Piskie.
I’m not buying that. He’d make you jump off a cliff where as ray would build a lift out of bamboo and no doubt cook something nice on your way down.
well thats all good, whooppee do so it's gotta be bear then? big diffence to training peole than seeing it for real so it's bear then
We are talking about being stranded in a jungle/ desert / savanna. If it was warfare I reckon I’d take ray too as he’s a fat **** and more of a shield to bullets. Plus bear is a lying ****. Don’t believe he was sas.
Fred Dibnah - He'd use his piss, an empty can of irn bru, snake skin and bits off a tree to make a steam combustion motorbike and get us the fck out of there. Either that or we'd be dead inside 3 days but I'd get to hear all about the rich history of the desert/savannah/jungle we're in with that lovely Lancashire accent, and it would all be worthwhile. 2nd choice - Macguyver.
