Off Topic **** thread returns..gay bar

I don’t have any.

 

Maybe your bollocks have gone numb ?

Get a mate to kick you square in the nuts to see if you can still feel anything

 

I’d rather change shower gel.

Surprised you even know what shower gel is. Assume you bathe in the sea with coal tar soap whilst foraging for food to feed your family in a shed.

 

****ing coal tar soap I thought it was only 70 year old + people who use that ****.

I scrub myself in the sea using seaweed and sand, then we prize off limpets from the rocks as a family treat.

 

tiger balm shower gel,

sure you can get it here somewhere....

this is the gayest thread ever

 

Not sure mate. @Chief ’s fitness thread is pretty gay.

 

you must have crabs

 

You say it like it's a bad thing

 

yup, this is Lynx.

that thread is defo Nivea

 

Harvest

 

Is that a John Lewis unit?

 

If I was going on Come Dine With Me with 3 other folk off here, I’d be devo if I was paired with Comm and Piskie.

Fried lard and spam waffles off Comm and rosewater and grass soup from Piskie.

Chief would be third with something soft he’s pulled out of his slow cooker.

I’d just order a Chinky from Bobby and win by a landslide.

 

I only light a candle when the lab has shat in the utility room.

My missus likes expensive candles though. And diffusers. I'm not 100% sure what a diffuser is but I usually buy her one as part of her birthday bundle.

 

Hell of a euphemism that!

Think I'll use that one going forward. **** knows when, but I will.

 

There's never oil involved, what you on about?

 

You all go in dry.

 

No IKEA.

 

No need to shout.

 

you need a good old oik massage

100% a boner one