Tiger balm mate, i must be the biggest ****ta on here (well apart from hiag and motths) as my living room smells of chocolate, whereas there's smells of chocolate starfish, and spunk.
Sorry Comm, there's a risk they're carcinogenic so stopped having them a couple of years ago. May sound stupid but I wouldn't take the risk tbh.
I’m watching two Golden Eagles scrap over a fox. There’s animals out there right now killing each other for a bit of grub... the way nature works. Then there’s some folk who **** into their empty Pot Noodles and die without getting a shag. Other humans want to spend their days putting on make up and forcing their cocks into other men’s **** holes. Humans are ****ed up.
Tiger balm is ****ed up in the wrong places. Remember chopping up some chilles once and then going for a piss, you only make that mistake once in your life.
When I put it all together is sounds raging... Had a shower with my minty shower gel, shaved and moisturised and am now sitting in a candle lit room with a glass of wine about to watch The Great Gatsby.
Lynx Africa, a chocolate scented candle, loads of money and a massive knob will get you a hottie well i;m ****ed on the last 2 enjoy the chocolate
Me. It doesn’t make your bollocks tingle anymore. It did used to years ago. I find it helps wake me up with the menthol in it though.
