Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Ooh, I hope it’s not painful.

 

Nope, not something that would interest me tbh, gotta be a certain type of person for that type of job imo.

 

Lying ****




















And it is a bit

 

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On that subject. I've been seeing a fair bit of the funeral director over the last couple of weeks. I know the bloke, he surfs with some mates of mine and he's a really down to earth gezzer. **** doing that for a job though.

 

Are you a professional donor?

 

I meant the one about creating a hoolah ffs

 

Oh yeah, well that one was a bit better I suppose...

 

She is from what I can tell

 

Yeah I used to work with a lady whose husband did it, lovely bloke but yeah it definitely wouldn't be for me.

 

Loving your new avatar Jamal, stands for Racist **** yeah?

 

Doubt anyone would want my organs.

 

It's all fallen a bit flat on here, tonight, as there's no real wumming to be had.

Not like last night.

 

Looks like Avatar has done it's job

 

You can ****ing keep your liver mate.

 

Remember reading a story once that sometimes the gasses in the stomach of a corpse can make them sit upright as it pulls the abdominal muscles tight.

**** that ****

 

Wasted your time, we all knew what you were.

 

That one might be alright tbf, doesn't it repair itself?

Not sure if 9 months is long enough like but it's a thought...

 

Shut up Skiddy you mumbling pisshead