Arrogant Footballers

They were all avoiding you, obviously.

 

I saw Frankie Fraser on a bus once. He was ****ing tiny.
Must've been an absolute lunatic, as there's no way he'd physically intimate anyone.

 

I know this guy, hes a dentist a bit pretencious. Once He was like 'my brother met Stevie G and invited him over to watch the Liverpool game on the weekend because he was in Leeds for a medical of sorts. He agreed but something came up so he couldnt come back with my bro'


shut the **** up dickhead

 

My brother met Ronaldo and invited him over to watch a United match on the weekend because he was at the hospital my bro works in for a medical of sorts. He agreed but something came up so he couldn't come back with my bro'

 

Just stood behind Leigh Halfpenny at Sainsbury's filling station.

He wasn't arrogant.

 

'Celeb' spot No.2, was just in Tesco Express with Martin Olsson.

Was very nice indeed to my starstruck son and had a little chat, not arrogant at all.

 

I met Fenners from Sky Sports at a pub near Twickers. Absolute legend!

James Redknapp is an arrogant ****

 

Must run in the family.

 

Laura Davies in the petrol station earlier today. There was a group of lads from Tonbridge school in the shop, one of them clocked her and the message got round in comedy loud whispers that she was there.

 

Who?

 

Before your time. She was one of the top female golfers for a long time. She looks just like Colin Montgomerie although he's probably got bigger tits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Davies

 

Oh that'll be why then. Golf.

 

There was a time when she was on TV a lot. Seemed like she was on Question of Sport every other week.