Men I am ****ed. A monster night out, soon to be backed up by a three pinter to celebrate one of the girls birthdays in the office...5'2, irish, lesbian.... That's all you need to know
Aparently over 75% of people selling the Big Issue are from Eastern European countries Driving to work this morning I spilled coffee over my bollocks
In my hungover state I have just sprayed coffee all over my desk reading that and proceeded to laugh out loud, drawing unwelcome attention to myself
No it just soaked through my clothes, at least the groin region smells like coffee and not piss and cheese like usual I`m off happy weekend ****s <ooook>