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Matth Had No Internet Yesterday

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Discuss.
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    He can make threads again, I just want to reassure everyone that this decision is nothing to do with Spurs losing last night <whistle>
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He can post them again now luvvy, you've wasted your time.
     
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  4. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Oh good.

    I’m soooo looking forward to his first penetrating insight into the vagaries of life.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Pound for pound, wasps have the longest nobs in the UK.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He'll use this thread to tell us about him having no internet, no chance of him starting a new thread. Someone should probably do a specific thread about Spurs losing so that he doesn't have to bother.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Eagerly anticipating penetration by Matth!!! <yikes>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They're also quite willing to go down on you too!
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Give him the hard facts Matt! Slow and easy.
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I feel for the lad. No access to pornhub
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Should download vids like i do for rainy days
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    @Matth_2014 yesterday...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't see any posts from him today... Did I accidentally put him on ignore?
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Must have been a good day for the rest of the world.
     
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