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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Sep 11, 2011.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    This Thursday on BBC2:
    Wonderland: Can We Get Married?

    "Emma and Ben are 28 and have been together for 6 years. They're thinking of getting married but both have Down's syndrome. Will marriage be everything they've dreamed of?"

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    No, because two mongs don't make a right.
     
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  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    A man with Down's syndrome walks into a bar.

    The barman says, "why the mong face?"
     
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  3. John Smith

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  4. Erik

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    My wife was reading a novel the other day, when she turned to me and said, "this book is a lot like our Down's Syndrome son".

    I replied, "is that because you love it and even a little time with it cheers you up?"

    "No", she said, "I mean I want to put it down but I can't".
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    **** sake Erik <laugh>

    Get yourself over to my dead people thread <ok>
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Blame Sickipedia, not me. <laugh>
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    on this the anniversary of the 9/11 bombings in NY city

    Steven Reid, chief executive of tesco was asked to deliver a speech to commemmorate the death of 3000 people, mainly american and jews

    mr reids speech was short, poignant and to the point

    'every little helps'
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Posted this on my Facebook yesterday.

    "10 years.....couldn't give a flying ****"

    Plenty of abuse thrown my way after that. Tragedies happen every ****ing day, who decided this one was such a big ****ing deal?
     
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  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    The Americans decided! (The Americans to whom we must all bow down and admit inferiority)
     
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  10. Welcome to the North

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    Katie Price releasing a cover of Aqua's barbie Girl now she's run out of methods to attention whore;

    I'm a barbie Girl,
    In a barbie world,
    Tits are plastic,
    Son's a spastic.

    He can't comb his hair,
    He dribbles everywhere,
    It's fantastic,
    Little black spastic,
    Come on Harvey lets go party!
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    That's ****ing terrible <laugh>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's beyond sick - I ****ing loved it <laugh>
     
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  14. Welcome to the North

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    Anyone got any others?
     
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