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  1. Welcome to the North

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    There's nothing wrong with laughing at someone else's misfortune <laugh>
     
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  2. Ciaran

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    What's stupid, black, white and read all over?



    Young Harvey Price after getting beat with a shovel <ok>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  3. Erik

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    Why can't Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read?

    Because they're black.
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders wife?





    Neither has he <ok>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  5. Erik

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    I hear Katie Price is talking about marrying her new boyfriend.

    At this rate, Harvey Price will have had more dads than he does chromosomes.
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    **** sake <laugh>

    I get all sorts of jokes sent to my phone but I always delete them.


    What's the difference between a bucket of ****e and a ******?

    The bucket.


    <incoming>


    I think I pulled this off before, what do you call an Irish sniper? Eamonn.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  7. Erik

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    FIFA 12 will have a new button layout called the 'Harvey Price'. It's not hard to learn, and the main controls are:

    R1 - Dribble
    R2 - Dribble
    L1 - Dribble
    L2 - Dribble
    Left Analog Stick - Lick Opponent
    Right Analog Stick - Eat Grass
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Erik

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    What do you get if you cross Harvey Price, Stephen Hawking and Heather Mills?

    A ****ing brilliant game of Twister.
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  9. Erik

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    What do Harvey Price and HP sauce have in common?

    Initials and colour.


    How are they different?

    HP sauce has a cap to stop it from dribbling.
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Sweet Jesus of Bethlehem <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011

  11. Erik

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    F.A.S.T.

    Face - Has their face fallen on one side?
    Arms - Can they raise their arms above their head?
    Speech - Is their speech slurred?
    Time - Time to telephone Katie Price and tell her you have found Harvey.
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
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    someone's on a ****ing roll :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Nazara, Sep 12, 2011
  13. Erik

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    Harvey Price: Putting the mong in humongous.
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  14. Erik

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    First couple were off my phone, now I'm sifting through Sickipedia. <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  15. Ciaran

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    <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
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    <yikes>Why doesn t Barrymore have any ashtrays in his house?







    He likes to put his ***s out in the pool..
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 12, 2011
  17. Erik

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    Say what you like about Harvey Price, but he sure plays a mean Pinball.

    <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
  18. Ciaran

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    This is brutal. I'm laughing my balls off here ffs.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  19. Erik

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    Katie Price revealed recently that she has become afraid of the dark.

    Dwight Yorke has begged her to stop calling their son that.
     
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    Erik, Sep 12, 2011
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    Katie Price is launching a range of iPods...

    The Katie: Cheap, Plastic, only does random play.
    The Alex: Voice activated and does whatever it's told to.
    The Princess: Retro-styled to look older than it is.
    The Harvey: Black, useless memory, crashes a lot with shuffle play.
     
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