Why? If we all did that all the time, we'd have to resort to making jokes about weird **** like Pineapples and Llamas. A bit of tragedy in life is comedic Gold.
I would, but I can't remember them all. I haven't had any new jokes on my new phone funnily enough and I've had it a week <Unpopular>
I lost a relative in New York on 9/11 He keeled over with a heart attack in the Dirty Nellie's bar when the barman showed him his tab FACT
You any good jokes about the 1986 Lockington crossing rail crash or how Hull was smashed to pieces during the blitz?