Kicking A Pigeon

If you knew for an absolute certainty that you could get away with it.

Would you do it?

 

You never tried? They see in super fast motion, you ll never manage it unless you find a sick one.....Trafalgar sq a loaf of bread hrs of fun

 

I punched one out the air once

 

You absolute legend

 

I didnt really mean it, it flew at my face and i flailed about like a spastic then pretended i meant it afterwards to look cool

 

i plugged a robin mid flight with a stone years ago

 

Kicking a pigeon just doesn't give you the same satisfaction as killing a fox.

 

or hooking a swan and trying to reel him in

 

we used to throw rubbers at the seagulls at school to try and shoot them down, its surprisingly difficult to hit such a big target

 

Now you're talking.

 

I once punched a bee in the air and it died.

 

Racist.

 

My mate had a fat black London rat caught on some sticky paper, he chucked it into the middle of Dean st Soho on a Sat night and some hippy bitch was complaining about it being cruel.... So he stamped on the bastard and its guts fired out its arsehole all over a shop window... Class

 

I'd of made her lick dead rat off the window, filthy hippy slag.

 

I ****ing hate hippies

 

You can't.You're not old enough.

 

It's all about putting a chip on your shoe, waiting for a seagull to come along...and BANG!

 

when i lived in southport, there used to be this old lady who used to stand by the marine lake witha belt in one hand and chips in the other

as the seagulls swooped for the chips she would try and whip it with the belt.

hilarious

 

Cat punching is fairly entertaining.

 

As is headbutting a dog.