British Weather...

me text, look what this guy on the internet done

reply, sad

 

That **** was singing in a bar in Nice the other week, he was just in having a drink and thought that everybody wanted to hear him sing, he was ****ing hopeless, which won't come as a shock to any of you I'm sure.

 

start of spring and a sunny 23 degrees C here in Brisbane

 

I'm a massive fan of the rain... it keeps the clothes on my bird whilst I'm in work

 

You let her go outside then, do you?

 

Aye but she's only allowed in womens shops... Unisex shops such as Next, River Island etc are strictly off limits

 

Hmm me texting a joke to a mate or your obsession over an event that happened ten years ago and posting your inane ramblings on a football forum. . .

Which one is sadder