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Off Topic Rami Malek in the James Bond film

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Apr 25, 2019.

  1. Chief

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    Fields though!
     
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    The only way @Matth_2014 would accept Bond being black is if he called himself "J-Diddy Bond" called M "ma homey" and drank malt liquor instead of Vodka Martinis.

    @Matth_2014 isn't ready for a black man to play a sophisticated spy.
     
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    the thread? <laugh>
     
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    No, Fields in QoS.

    Gemma Arterton, very nice.
     
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    Reckon Skyfall is a great film.

    Bought Spectre, don't think it's as good but it's still decent.

    I've never seen a Dalton one and not sure I've ever seen a Pierce Brosnan one all the way through.
    Was Denise Richards in one? I recall the film for her, don't know which one it was.
     
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    Spectre didn't quite live up for me I agree
     
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    Ahh yes.

    This is a whole new topic of discussion - Bond girls.

    I'd have to say the best for Bond girls imo is The World is Not Enough.

    Both Sophie Marceau and Denise Richards. Don't think it's got better than that tbh.
     
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    Easy. Make Paul pogba the new bond and matth be all over that
     
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    I've just posted above about her lol.

    I would really recommend License to Kill for Dalton. Excellent film imo.
     
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    Prefer olga myself
     
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    No, he's an agent of Weirdos Against Spy People.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Connery: original Bond
    Lazenby: sensible Bond
    Moore: cheesy dirty-old-man Bond.
    Dalton: cheesy romance novel Bond
    Brosnan: over the top stunts Bond.
    Craig: less sophisticated soldier Bond.


    People bash Lazenby, but Dalton was far worse. I didn't think Lazenby was that bad. He seemed more sensible than charming though.
     
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    Excellent idea. I'd go see it. Here's a plot...

    At a garden center terrorists are developing fast breeding wasps that sting with deadly plutonium and they plan to spread the wasps throughout Wrexham.

    Q gives Bond exploding footballs to help blow up the nests. Bond must accurately kick them from 25 3 yards out to destroy them.
     
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    He makes a good argument
     
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    James Bond, secret agent, so secret that everyone he meets knows who he is, what he does and what gun he's got.
    And how the **** did Jaws manage to get through customs unrecognised?
     
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    That's definitely a decent one for bond girls.
     
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    I was thinking Matth develops a radio controlled electronic swarm of wasps that he uses to seek out players he considers crap as well as anyone who has ever said a bad word against Her Majesty's football club, Manchester United. But having listened to Prince William accidental claim that he supports West Ham, Matth considers this a betrayal against Queen and country and decides to assassinate him. He infiltrates mass media through YouTube videos disrupting news channels to blackmail world leaders for no reason whatsoever as it has nothing to do with the rest of the plot, but fck it, this is Matth we're talking about. Bond is tasked with finding Matth, destroying Wales and saving the Prince from Matth's box room before he's stung to death. Bond girl is @Hoddle Is A God - budget is tight.
     
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    Does he put people on ignore rather than kicking their heads in?
     
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    This could work, he puts everyone on ignore but kicks his own head in, or at least punches himself in the face repeatedly. Kind of the whole insane mastermind **** going on.

     
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