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Hiddink offered £66m

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 11, 2011.

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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Papers: Hiddink offered £66m jobSun, 11 Sep 10:52:00 2011

    Former Chelsea manager Guus Hiddink is set to be offered £66 million to take over as manager of Sunderland, according to the Mail on Sunday
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    OK, I changed it, its a Russian club, but thought you all needed a lift
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 11, 2011
  2. Billy Death

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    Aye well, Russia is awash with oil & gas money so they can afford it no problem.
     
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  3. talcnturnip

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    I'd do it for £66 syd.
     
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    talcnturnip, Sep 11, 2011
  4. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    And sunderland is awash with greggs money. whats your point? =P
     
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    Uni_Mackem_MAHons, Sep 11, 2011
  5. Billy Death

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    Well if the Russians ever turn off the gas supply to Europe there will be nowt to cook the ****ing pies with will there?

    Unless we open all the pits again.
     
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    Billy Death, Sep 11, 2011
  6. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    What do you mean...no pies? I cant comprehend what that means!
     
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    Uni_Mackem_MAHons, Sep 11, 2011
  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Is it true that Bruce ate all the pies
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 11, 2011
  8. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    At least we'll still have pasties.
     
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    Uni_Mackem_MAHons, Sep 11, 2011
  9. Billy Death

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    There's a plot for a film there.

    Russia turns off all the gas to us, the population all end up 6 stone as all pastries become things of the past.

    A futuristic nightmare.
     
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    Billy Death, Sep 11, 2011
  10. Billy Death

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    So will Yorkshire puddings.
     
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    Billy Death, Sep 11, 2011

  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    and bakewell tarts
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 11, 2011
  12. Billy Death

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    Yep, nee bread either.

    We will only be able to eat fruit & raw cabbage.
     
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    Billy Death, Sep 11, 2011
  13. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    God this film sounds class! Get pasty kensit to be the leading lady...
     
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  14. Cest Advocaat

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    Can I be Patsy Kensits knicker draw guard in her caravan?
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    I'll get to work on a script tomorrow Uni.

    No point in casting any of you for parts as your all ower fat.
     
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    Billy Death, Sep 11, 2011
  16. Billy Death

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    Cest, I'll cast you as Mr. Cameron.
     
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  17. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    Its relaxed muscle marra. at least thats what I keep telling myself.

    Tell you what though have Piemon callow to add a bit of gravity to the production (i'll get me coat)
     
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    Uni_Mackem_MAHons, Sep 11, 2011
  18. Billy Death

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    Anyone know any good production companies?

    Was thinking film4 like?
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    In my film the Russian president mr Putin's first name would be Ras instead of Vladimir.

    What do you think?
     
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