Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

and?

You telling me if Man Utd had a brand new stadium you wouldn't mention it?

 

Loads of pubs on the high Road on the walk up from Seven Sisters let me on on my visit.

 

You're not exactly a misfit, though, are you, Archie?

A bit odd - yes.

 

No I wouldn’t.

 

You wouldn't mention it? Don't talk nonsense Matthew.

 

I’m not talking nonsense.

 

Yes you are.

 

Better hope that last bit isn't true, giving people tinnitus will get you sued.

 

Matthew be serious for a minute .. you constantly post threads on here that really have little interest outside the United board - which is where they really should be posted ...

"David de Gea farted today whilst catching a cross in training" .

If United redeveloped Old Trafford into a 90,000 seater stadium complete with a honeycomb room, you would not be able to resist, mate

 

Fck that, keep his **** on here thanks very muchly!

 

An obvious lie, I'm sure he farted, but the rest is pure make-believe.

 

He probably wouldn’t, Old Trafford is the last thing Matthew gives a **** about it seems.

 

Maybe Man Utd need a new Stadium because De Gea has farted too much in the old one.

 

I always take a banana with me to footie games

 

Bale could join Manchester United in a loan deal for as little as £5m.
(Marca, via Mirror)


Knowing Little Ollie's luck, if he did take Bale on loan, he'd get injured with his first touch of the ball and be out for the rest of the season.

 

Spain goalkeeper David de Gea, 28, France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, and Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 25, will all consider their futures if Manchester United fail to qualify for the Champions League.
(Guardian)

Really ?

Yeah, see I've got a feeling that Little Ollie has probably already decided their futures for them.

 

You said he’d be joining spurs mate.

Better pray he doesn’t go to united for your own sake Kips

 

For once I hope you're right.

 

Apparently, united's currently run of bad form is the worst since the 80s.