The Great British BBQ 2019 Edition

1st rum and coke of the day.

 

Have only just finished putting the thing together. I started at 10am

 

****ing Spacker

 

Every component had to be assembled. Was more complicated than an ikea wardrobe.

 

Thanks for making my day, Sweats.

 

It’s gas on one side, charcoal on the other..

 

Can't see the pic?

 

I did pop out for an hour to aldi to buy the meat for tomorrow.

 

Mrs luv keeps the kids out of the way when I'm doing something like that as the language gets colorful.

 

Why not. I mahoosive. Proper penis extension..

The charcoal side can be used as a brai with its chimney. So can oven and smoke things apparently.

 

Sound the business I like smoking stuff.

 

I don’t think it will work very well as a smoker. There is a pizza oven attachment for it which I forgot to order and now they’ve ran out.

 

As long as you have a lid then you can add smoke.

 

Looks like the dashboard of a Cadillac De Ville but cool like, some tastie's gonna come off that beast I reckon..

 

@Sweats. Can see the pic now looks boss.

 

It is slightly faulty. There are a few engineered mistakes on it. The spice rack on the front is wonky because the holes are not in the right place. Also the plancha on the side doesnt have holes big enough to enable it to fold down properly.

After 8 hours assembling it and 10 people coming over tomoro I can’t send it back so plan on giving the company both barrels tomoro to get some money back.

 

Shall post up my incinerated food tomoro. I’d fire the **** up tonight but haven’t got gas or charcoal for the ****ing thing til tomoro.

 

Just go steady mate, it's got Fireman Sam written all over it if you ****-up like..

 

Yeah gotta be pics.