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Spurs have won the Champions League

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Apr 18, 2019.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I think we're that good I'll try and squeeze us in to a league 2 clubs pre-season fixture.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    The GC
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Gc?

    They’re all jocks so can’t play football anymore.
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Spine of the team looks strong.


    Maybe.
     
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  5. Saf

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    Good shout
     
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  6. Sharpe*

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    **** me those dribbling Scottish lunatics?

    Most of them have probably never been 'abroad'.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    I do like the idea of a cultured deep-lying midfield role.
     
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  8. Saf

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    We might have to pay for the police and paramedics to attend that game.
     
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    It'll turn into a ruck once we've stuck 5 on them, never played a Scottish team that didn't have a fight at some point.
     
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  10. Sweats

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    Some defribulators as I’m sure a man of haigs size will have a heart attack.
     
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  11. Saf

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    You and Spurlock can discuss who breaks up the play and who is the box to box midfielder.
     
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  12. Sharpe*

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    They'd probably beat the **** out of each other on the way down and never make it!
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    I'll get the best out of Windie, dont worry
     
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    If I can fix my body in time I'll do CB, as long as we play deep, **** running back from the halfway line cos you ****s can't keep the ball.
     
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    We’ll gel like Israel and Palestine. I’ll have the free role.
     
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  16. Sharpe*

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    Really? Thankfully never played one.

    Last time I played football regularly (about 3/4 years ago) we always used to play a team (5 or 6 a side) with a scottish guy in it and he was the best played on the pitch.

    He has a scar coming out either side of his mouth going right up his cheaks where someone as done him really badly in his past. Glasgow smile.

    No one has asked him about it out of respect.

    We all assumed he was down south because basically he got into some trouble with some very nasty people and fled as far as he could.

    Lovely guy though. Early forties but used to run rings around most of us.
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Imagine telling your missus you’re off out to go to Birmingham to play football with some blokes you’ve never met against the extras from Trainspotting.
     
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    Perhaps we could all go for a curry afterward? Only Michelin starred curry houses outside of London are to be found in brum.
     
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    I do. Normally play 7s or 8s. Either dm, cb, rb or gk.

    Obviously short goals, full size ones i cant touch the bar :azn:
     
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    I'll stay where im put
     
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