Bobby and one of the Southampton boys play footy, I think. Windies too. We might actually be half decent.
If you need a penalty-taker for those shoot-outs, put my name on that list. No way am I bottling that.
Not in the squad mate, I'd win you the game at either end. I had influence on the game no matter where I played, looking at your gaps I'd play behind Saffy and do his donkey work. @Simple Saffy
There’s no ****ing way I’d manage a game of football. Last time I kicked a ball was an inter pub match in 1999. Played right wing then too. Managed about 15 mins, set up a goal pulled a muscle and hobbled off. Couple of weeks ago was walking the puppy over the fields, couple of lads were having a kick about, was genuinely scared the ball would end up my side of the field and I’d have to kick it back. Obviously it did so I manned up kicked it back inch perfect pass from about 100 yards away and pulled a hamstring in doing so. I was quite proud mind.
I'm glad you put Commie in goal, Saffy. Every time he drops a clanger, I'll give him a mouthful. We need leaders across the park.
Last few times I’ve played on Astro my back has played up which is weird cos I do plenty of other stuff. Where’s the game? Birmingham?
I'm the same with my back but it's not until late the next day that it seizes up. I'll travel anywhere but yeah Birmingham seems like middle ground
Pretty sure @Chief was a tidy footballer in his day. His original moniker on the old bbc606 was rusholme ruffian which I think was the football team he played for or something. May total bollocks mind.
