No he's a half headed cum faced ******, and is only here cos @brb see's him as his special social project.
I've had so many rows on this site if I turned up I would have to be prepared to do a bit windmilling! Crunching challenges all round
None of the Asian lads at my school played football or rugby. They were ****ing good cricketers and a few good at hockey mind. At lunchtime a few would join in a game football with the old sponge ball and usually hoof the **** in someone’s face on purpose.
Youre dying to tell us again arent you? Go on man...its a great story...tell the lads how many you scored
I had the vision but sadly not the ability to implement it. Unless I was given time and space, which playing RB was rare.
The league record was 7 goals in one game. We won 11-1 against a team and I bagged 9. They were pinging in from all over the pitch. Everything I hit was flying into the top corners. I really don't want to say anymore. I'm so modest and humble about it.
We used to take on the College football team...they were big White lads...here son on mi head types...we would have a bottle of Coke in one hand...cig in other and run rings around them...we were the best at no offside rules football
When I got to high school I discovered rugby. Was ****ing excellent at that. The combination of speed and violence suited me.. My biggest regret in life is not pursuing it properly. Not that I’d have made a lot of money out of it back then.
Wrong. I was as solid as a rock. You try to cut inside me, and you'll ****ing regret it. Run past me, and expect a tap on the shoulder. They didn't call me "Armitage Shanks" for nothing, Trebs.