LadyC did not appreciate me suggesting I borrow her womb for nine months just so I could name our first born Fernando Llorente's Right Arsecheek
Well seeing it's a short week, we have a nice long weekend ahead of us, plus it's my birthday next week - who fancies sinking a few Blue Moon beers then?
Do they still put a slice of orange on the side of the glass, or have there been too many glassings in Wetherspoons to make that a safe practice?
I live in a place that has three of them, so walking home on a Friday or Saturday night is like LARPing The Warriors some weekends...
No offence chap but perhaps it says more about where you live than the place you drink. Mine is full of bone idle students who prefer to order jugs of Jägerbombs via the app brought to their table, meaning the bar is left unattended and regular punters can't get a look in.
The 2nd leg has been confirmed for Wed the 8th. I'd imagine the Bmouth game will be moved to the 5th or even better the 4th to make things more manageable. Cue Sky and BT ganging up to shift that game to the Tues night kick off...
The words 'pompous ass' come to mind reading that! I loved seeing his joyful emotion & joined in with him. COYS